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[Post Game Thread] The Portland TrailBlazers(3-0) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers(0-3), 106-104

[赛后贴]  波特兰开拓者（3胜0负）106-104击败洛杉矶湖人（0胜3负）

双方关键球员数据：

湖人（0-3）：詹姆斯31分8板8助2断2帽、浓眉22分10板3助2断6帽、沃克15分4板、贝弗利7分4板5助、威少10分6板6助、布朗4分4板、安德森4分、里夫斯7分、琼斯4分

开拓者（3-0）：利拉德41分5板2助、格兰特16分2板、哈特9分16板5助2断、努尔基奇6分13板4助、西蒙斯12分2助、温斯洛7分5板3助2断、夏普4分4板、利特尔7分3板、尤班克斯4分3板

[–]westwardpelican 3461 points 5 hours ago

Never laughed so hard during a game than seeing Russ pull up from mid range with 30 seconds to go and hearing the Lakers announcers say RUSS NO and the entire arena groan in despair

球迷：距离哨响尚有半分钟，大威少持球直插敌军腹地，中距离拔地而起，但听得湖人主场广播员放声嘶吼“住手！！威少！”奈何大威天聋，须臾后，主场球迷怆天呼地，哀嚎遍野！试问人世间还有比这更可乐的事吗？哈哈哈

[–]harmonic- 673 points 6 hours ago

bro i can't believe a home announcer said this about one of their players

球迷：伙计，我还是不敢相信一个主队的广播员会对自家球员这么喊？

[–]WarriorsVictordobado 389 points 6 hours ago

Every Laker fan said it when he was about to pull up for that shot

勇士球迷；他往起窜的时候，普天之下的湖迷都特么这么喊的！

[–]BullsDylan245 608 points 7 hours ago

How in the world could you possibly think this is a good idea

公牛球迷：光天化日，朗朗乾坤，谁给他的勇气行此逆天之事？

[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 2725 points 7 hours ago

Only Russell Westbrook can go 4/14 FG 0/3 from 3 all game and then pull up in the last few seconds when the game is within one score and go "I'm that guy".

勇士球迷：整场14中4，三分球3中0，在分差只有一分的生死时刻，还敢这么睥睨天下的也就只有威少了，心声告诉他“吾乃天选之子！”

[–]NBAPedosoKJ 207 points 5 hours ago

He was wide open from like 8 feet away. You don't really get much better of a look ever. Except for the fact that it was Russ shooting the ball, so I guess anyone covered would be better by default

球迷：怎么说呢，一个球员身前两三米没人，这都不投，还能找到比这更好的投篮机会吗？当然，考虑到投篮的人是威少，那我也觉得…肯定能找到啊！任何一个被盯防的球员硬投都是比威少更好的机会，有疑问吗？！

[–]Trail Blazersdbjawsh 302 points 6 hours ago

I honestly felt like we lost the game until I saw Westbrook at the scorer’s table waiting to check in. said to myself “we have a chance.”

开拓者球迷：老实讲，开始我都觉得我们这场铁定凉了，直到看到威少在场边跃跃欲试准备上场，心里不由一个声音响起“嘿！老天爷饿不死瞎家雀”

[–]WarriorsWhenItsHalfPastFive 1247 points 6 hours ago

It should be a crime to play Russell Westbrook in a clutch situation in 2022.

勇士球迷：2022年了，关键时刻还上威少是应该判刑的！ 

[–]LakersAdventurous-Bee-5934 2685 points 5 hours ago

Vogel died for this

湖人球迷：沃格尔就是这么死的

[–]BucksQuestionEntirety 2024 points 5 hours ago

Not a lakers fan but man I felt bad for you guys when Westbrook took two mid rangers in a row without burning any time off the clock.

雄鹿球迷：不是湖人球迷，可看到威少最后时刻，不消耗时间，连着两个中距离投篮葬送比赛，真为湖人球迷感到悲哀

[–]SIXArts 672 points 6 hours ago

He's like a robot that does its programmed duties with no thought.

球迷：威少就像个机器人，完全按自己的程序行事，审时度势什么的完全不存在

[–]ThunderSlimReaper35_ 528 points 6 hours ago

It was torture watching this guy airball ill advised 3s when he was in his prime. I can’t imagine what it’s like when he’s not even good anymore geesh

雷霆球迷：当他还在巅峰的时候，看他头脑发热的干拔三分三不沾，就是一种折磨。他现在已然日落黄昏，不知道看到这种投篮的湖人球迷是啥感受？想想都让人直嘬牙花子

[–]LakersSuperNik30 297 points 7 hours ago

I don't think I like basketball anymore

湖人球迷：感觉我再也不爱篮球了…

[–]LakerstheFromm 325 points 5 hours ago

It's tough because as a long-time Westbrook hater, I get some sense of validation from his horrid play. But now he's causing my team to lose, so I cry in validation.

湖人球迷：太难了，作为一个长期黑威少的人，他惨绝人寰的表现印证我的先见之明。可现在他让我的主队输球了，我只能边哭边给自己点赞！

[–]Matt🇲🇽 @Mattfm8·

How NBA Teams guard the Los Angeles Lakers:

推特网友：NBA球队现在都是这么防湖人球员的：

[–]NBA%20Memes@NBAMemes

What%20the%20Lakers%20actually%20need%20to%20win%20basketball%20games

推特网友：湖人队的取胜之匙