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[Post Game Thread] The Minnesota Timberwolves(4-2) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers(0-5), 111-102

[赛后贴] 明尼苏达森林狼队（4胜2负）111-102击败洛杉矶湖人（0胜5负）

双方关键球员数据：

湖人（0-5）：布朗12分8板、詹姆斯28分7板5助4断、琼斯3分8板、沃克6分3板3助、贝弗利6分6板4助、威少18分8板3助、里夫斯12分7板3助、加布里埃尔8分6板3断2帽、纳恩9分2板。

森林狼（4-2）：麦克丹尼尔斯6分2助、唐斯21分8板7助、戈贝尔22分21板2助、爱德华兹29分4板2助、拉塞尔11分4板7助6断、普林斯13分5板3断、诺威尔6分5板5助

[–][MIN] Tyus Jonespollinium 112 points 3 hours ago

History will remember that we did our part in keeping the Lakers winless

森林狼球迷：我们不负众望，守卫了湖人的不胜金身，历史将铭记这一刻！

[–]NBA Memes@NBAMemes

Anthony Edwards and the Lakers' defense

推特网友：爱德华兹和湖人的防守

[–]JetGan 99 points 3 hours ago

Lakers are the laughing stock of the NBA for a second season in a row lol

球迷：连着两年了，湖人蝉联NBA搞笑天团的桂冠

[–]Stephanie-Curry 54 points 3 hours ago

L-L-L-L-Lakers

球迷：糊-糊-糊-糊-糊人队

LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo

Lakers on top of the NBA 💯🙏🏽

推特网友：湖人荣膺NBA头牌，艳压群芳💯🙏🏽

[–]Action Network@ActionNetworkHQ

Parents, please be careful this Halloween. I found the 0-5 Lakers in my kids' candy...

推特网友：家长朋友们注意了，万圣节快到了，看好自家孩子，小心孩子吃的糖果里混进脏东西。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 2021 points 2 hours ago

0 - 5 damn Lakers, we could only dream of a record like that.

马刺球迷：战绩0胜5负，属实让人嫉妒。梦里寻塌千百度，眼红这个记录。

[–]NBA Memes@NBAMemes

The Lakers leaving Minnesota after going 0-5

推特网友：带着0-5离开明尼苏达的湖人队

[–]RubbleWestbrick%20148%20points%203%20hours%20ago

Lakers%20have%20the%20Nuggets%20and%20Pelicans%20next%20so%200-7

球迷：湖人接下来要打掘金和鹈鹕，所以一波0胜7负妥妥的

[–]Educational-Duck%201206%20points%202%20hours%20ago

They're%20not%20even%20doing%20it%20for%20a%20pick,%20just%20the%20love%20of%20the%20game.

球迷：您猜怎么着，人家这么搞还不是为了给自己抢状元，是纯纯的爱与狠活！

[–]OozaruPrimal%20410%20points%202%20hours%20ago

They're%20doing%20it%20for%20the%20Pelicans.%20They%20really%20want%20them%20to%20get%20Wemby.

球迷：湖人这么做是死心塌地的想给鹈鹕抢班马

[–]rookie-mistake%20130%20points%202%20hours%20ago

the%20final%20clause%20of%20the%20trade

球迷：交易合同的最后一条就是这么写的

[–]Maverickssoupdahero%20794%20points%202%20hours%20ago

WILL%20THE%20LAKERS%20EVER%20WIN%20A%20GAME%20AGAIN?

独行侠球迷：湖人赢球破处日，家祭无忘告乃翁！

[–]Lakers%20Lead@LakersLead

me%20praying%20the%20lakers%20make%20a%20move

推特网友：为湖人祷告的我

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanjaydogggg 87 points 2 hours ago

Whoever gives them their first win will be universally hated by everyone except the lakers

猛龙球迷：诸位上心，这要哪队先让糊人开了胡，一定会遭人唾弃，受千夫所指

[–]NetsChristianMan710 98 points 2 hours ago

They’ll catch one of these contenders slipping eventually.

Wouldn’t be surprised if they beat us considering we got our own variation of Westbrook in Ben Simmons

篮网球迷：老天爷饿不死瞎家雀，碰上对手跑肚拉稀，总能偷一场的。要是我网哪天惨死湖人之手，我也一点都不会惊讶，毕竟我们有布鲁克林版的威少——本-西蒙斯。

[–]lancer7917 92 points 2 hours ago

Westbrick vs. Simmons. "What will happen... when the stoppable force, meets the movable object?"

球迷：威少VS本西……卧龙凤雏战一回，这通天修为天塌地陷紫金锤

[–]WarriorsMAKExITxBLEED 758 points an hour ago

Hey, Lakers shot over 30% from 3! Progress!!

勇士球迷：哎呦喂，湖人三分进步了嘿，命中率超过三成了！！

[–]Lakersbackboarddd1_49402 257 points an hour ago

We’re on pace to eventually shoot 100% from 3!

湖人球迷：这才哪到哪儿，我们的三分命中率会一步一步提高到100%，请好吧您嘞！

[–]Heatrealudonishaslem 133 points an hour ago

It's actually not that difficult bro. Just make the first one and never shoot the 3 again

热火：这事还真没那么难，哪天投中第一个三分后，就打死不投三分了，100%到手

[–]Josiah Johnson@KingJosiah54

Lakers fans after they make a 3

推特网友：湖人球迷看到湖人投进一个三分

[–]TimberwolvesSandorTheLumberjack%20658%20points%20an%20hour%20ago

it's%20impressive%20how%20badly%20managed%20the%20Lakers%20have%20been%20since%202020

森林狼球迷：2020年之后，湖人管理层的种种骚操作真是脑残到令人发指！

[–]Magicjackloganoliver%20420%20points%20an%20hour%20ago

It's%20textbook%20asset%20mismanagement.%20Letting%20productive%20players%20walk%20for%20nothing,%20trading%20depth%20for%20ill-fitting%20pieces,%20signing%20bad%20roster%20fits.%20Frankly,%20I%20love%20it.%20Keep%20it%20up,%20Lakers.

魔术球迷：这败家式管理，可写入教科书。牺牲板凳深度，换来畸形拼图，能打的都扫除，新招的全有毒。您甭说，就这股子浪劲还真看得人心潮澎湃，继续加油你湖！

[–]💫🇵🇷🦦👑@KingEllieOG

The%20only%20person%20who%20can%20save%20the%20Lakers%20now

推特网友：现在唯一可以帮助湖人逃脱升天的人

[–]Clippersto_ne 169 points 3 hours ago*

It's a young man's game. That was like the passing of the torch except instead of handing off the torch gracefully, the younger dude ripped it clean out of the old dude's hands.

快船球迷：这是一场属于年轻人的比赛，有点像火炬传递，但又有些不同，因为火炬并不是手把手地优雅传递，而是年轻人从老家伙手里生抢下来的。